Tag: humor
member name: William Dotani
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October 31, 2009 11:52 PM EDT --
The air was hanging on to just a tinge of warmness on a beautiful cloudy day. The streets it seemed were ankle deep in oak leafs and others joining the fray. Yes, walking through these leafs can be . . .
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November 05, 2009 01:01 AM EST --
Last Summer at the State fair I heard the exploits of some of our Gather friends recipe warfare. It was brutal. I’ll not pretend there wasn’t any sin, but indigestion set in, so no one was . . .
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November 05, 2009 04:59 PM EST --
Since my Mom’s name is Barbara, I think this qualifies for me to be an expert about something, but I haven’t figured it out like some people who drink hot tea and frankly, I’m talking . . .
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November 02, 2009 04:22 PM EST --
By now most of the crops have been harvested and stored away where they belong. However, there is a problem few know about caused by that (in)famous woman in New York state. Dare I say her name? Well, . . .
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July 11, 2007 05:52 PM EDT --
The Queen of Dandelions stood in my front yard
She was planting her seeds, my dog barked hard
I said you're naughty, she gave me a finger salute
Then moved on to my neighbor, not home but at . . .
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November 02, 2009 12:16 PM EST --
Mary O’Reilly was a good hearted soul and maker of tasty scones that had a common touch in any a brown bag lunch. Mary it might be said was a perfectionist and refused to make scones without . . .
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December 17, 2007 03:20 PM EST --
I'm going to step on some toes, but if you're barefoot and not pregnant you deserve it. Of course, if you're a woman from Idaho and you're not at home barefoot, pregnant and cooking then . . .
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February 04, 2008 02:56 AM EST --
Last week I was sitting in my living room trying to decide if I wanted to meditate or watch the Jerry Springer show when I heard a knock on my front door. Actually I heard two knocks because the Postman . . .
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February 23, 2008 06:05 AM EST --
The Gather Guides received a letter invitation to a picnic celebrating their vacation
They of course assumed it was indoors, since it was being held in International Falls
Although it was February . . .
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March 10, 2008 01:09 AM EDT --
'Marge, Marge,' I said trying to use my well known reasonable sanity. but Marge replied, 'You should have notified me of this.' I said, 'Of what?' Marge had Flickertail spit in . . .
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March 12, 2008 04:18 PM EDT --
When I become perfect I'll let you know and remember to give you justice for your cruel words. However, since I'm not perfect and the odds a trillion zillion squared to one that I ever find Delaware . . .
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March 14, 2008 01:13 PM EDT --
I have noticed quite a few Gather articles dealing with dreams in the past two months. Some of the dreams and some of the comments have been pretty wild and sometimes scary. I also dream and my dreams . . .
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March 31, 2008 06:40 PM EDT --
The New York State Assembly will vote today on making the Dandelion the State flower. FTD and other florists will start selling bouquets of these flowers today. A State school board official said, 'Student . . .
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July 30, 2008 04:46 PM EDT --
I know that this is hush hush, but I found a manila folder in a shopping cart at Big Lots and what was inside was a short list of possible VP choices. I'm not sure which candidate it is for, but I . . .
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August 19, 2008 04:24 AM EDT --
It was 3 a.m. and Marge, soon to be elected president of her Neighborhood Watch Program, was acting vigilantly waiting for a phone call to see if anyone needed tucking in. Bessie had decided to seek fortune . . .
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October 24, 2008 06:03 PM EDT --
Do you love your country? Michelle Bachman wants to know, as she writes down the criteria that will make every liberal groan. Do you get your information from Foxy News, for it's the best, at giving . . .
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November 19, 2008 10:02 AM EST --
On the roof and looking through my heritage
Someone must be blamed for the reason I am fat
No, not my mom, nor my dad, but way way back
How far it went, records with no pencil, pad or fountain pen . . .
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December 12, 2008 03:09 PM EST --
A few things here in this disposition
A few names, Who is Who, icon screen look
Verification, soy sauce stains overlooked
First person line, 'Do you solemnly swear?'
Singing songs of consciousness, . . .
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January 01, 2009 07:05 AM EST --
I'm beginning 2009 with a rant and I'll try to keep it relevant in the present tense. Maybe I should say pretense in societal changes in the past 60 years. I was born in 1952 of course looked . . .
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January 23, 2009 03:45 AM EST --
Any body sittin' here? Thanks. You know you don't have to move that far over. I don't bite.
Sorry, that sorta came out wrong. That must be a really good magazine article . I mean you look . . .
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