Tag: 100 word story
member name: William Dotani
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February 25, 2008 04:51 AM EST --
Almost all men ogle women and most social psychologists believed this is due to a gene that makes most men only want to look below a woman's neckline. Research studies showed roughly all . . .
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March 05, 2008 11:28 PM EST --
One thing about Sam, he wanted everyone to know he had been to Woodstock and would always start his spiel with: "There was music, the kind that never went away: the Stones and the Doors, Janis Joplin, . . .
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April 08, 2008 07:46 AM EDT --
I'll never forget August 8, 1970 . I was pitching on my company's softball team. In the eighth inning we had an eight run lead. The other team's eighth hitter led off. My team committed eight . . .
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April 16, 2008 10:42 AM EDT --
Bill joined the Bridge To Nowhere sect after hearing Ted Stevens give an inspirational talk about how he found religion on the Internet. He read the church's brochure about the necessity of having . . .
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April 29, 2008 10:47 AM EDT --
'Bob, I'm so glad to see you here. I've been trying to get in touch with you all day. Just look at my hair. I mean I look just like a wild animal. You must help me.'
'Calm down . . .
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November 13, 2008 03:03 AM EST --
I was full of...: I'll try to be delectable and not say a crude word with the same number count as snow. I just can't go unless I have the special brand that doesn't tell me I have hemorrhoids. . . .
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June 20, 2009 01:20 AM EDT --
I found an old welder's kit, had some old brass and decided to make a lamp. Before you say a lamp isn't an invention, hear me out. Well, I was polishing and rubbing on this thing with gusto and all of . . .
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March 16, 2008 08:18 PM EDT --
Stinking substance stuck on the sole of my shoes had lit a fuse in me of intolerant compassion and somehow increased my olfactory senses seventy fold. I could tell when someone had not used a pooper scooper . . .
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May 07, 2008 12:33 PM EDT --
13 thousand years ago, the 13 species of dandelions grew only in the area that is now Wappingers Falls, NY. 13 UFO visited this area wanting botanical samples. 12 of these dandelion species were quite . . .
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October 21, 2008 11:49 AM EDT --
‘Hello Zedediah Zullivan. What grandiose purpose today?' Zed smiled and said, ‘I'm walking across the country so people can see the plight of the mule.' Rachel grinned, ‘Mule looks fine to . . .
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November 27, 2008 06:02 AM EST --
Most housewives don't realize what the vast silent majority of husbands do when getting together with friends to watch football. Something about male bonding makes the softer side of most men come . . .
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July 31, 2008 06:09 AM EDT --
If only crosses my mind: My mom and dad had spent a month visiting us. I had to work and drove to the airport on my lunch break to say goodbye. My wife and kids were in the lobby with my parents. I can't . . .
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April 08, 2008 01:37 PM EDT --
Charlie, a handsome devil, flew his plane 'The Beagle' through many tricky maneuvers at the air show. He did a perfect figure eight a little lower than usual so ladies could see his Colgate smile, . . .
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May 12, 2008 09:33 AM EDT --
"Now what I want is, Facts," the professor said in obvious disdain. "You can't find one 29 year old male virgin on this campus!?" Penni innocently said, "I found one, but . . .
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September 24, 2008 04:48 PM EDT --
"Hi! How many times have I seen you in here and never introduced myself?"
"Oh boy! There goes Ted again with his stale pick up lines ."
"Would you look at that! She . . .
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